Peter-isms

Last night Timi and I played, "do you remember when, Peter said..."Most of them are questions that came out of left field, apropos of nothing. Had to record a few before I forget. 

Peter to teacher at Huguenot drop-in camp: "I'm half-Brooklyn, half-Austrian."

Peter: "If Granddaddy buys me the Mars Crystal Reaper for my birthday, and you buy me the Mars Crystal Reaper for my birthday too, that's okay." Why would you need two? "I'll give one to Max, because his birthday is coming up too, and I know he'd really like a Mars Crystal Reaper."

Peter: "What's this couch made of?" Fabric. "No. That's not what I mean. I mean what's everything made of?" Uhhh, uhhh....? Atoms I guess."What are atoms?" Timi, help! 

Peter: "Mama do we know any fat people?" 

Peter: "Are there atoms in light?" Timi, a little help here please! 

Peter: "How are rocks made again?"

Peter: "How do aliens get inside their planets?" They don't live inside them they live on the outside, on the surface. If they actually exist, I mean. "But why don't they fall off?" Gravity. "What's gravity?" Timi, help! 

Peter: "Are there atoms in noise?"

Peter: "I don't want to take a field trip to a farm. I want to take a field trip to heaven to visit Uhr Omi."

Peter: "Does God ever die?" uhhh?

Peter: "What do angels look like?" Timi, Babe, I think maybe we should go to church on sunday. 

Peter: "How do ants go to the bathroom?" 

Peter: "Rupert is a real dog. He just looks like he's fake."

Peter: "Is that homemade mayonnaise? What are the ingredients? I'm not eating it if there's corn syrup in it. "

Peter: "Mama, how many years until I can fly in a rocket ship?"

Peter: "How many times can you try to kill the queen ant?"

Peter: "Is Bev's mother the oldest person we know?"

Peter: "Who's older, Bev's mother or the sea turtle in Nemo?"

Peter: "What lives longer, a parrot or a sea turtle?"

Peter: "Is Lightening McQueen as fast as a cheetah?"

Peter: "Everybody dies except for Rupert. He can live forever."

Peter: "How old do I have to be to fly a rocket ship again?"

 

Peter: "Will I be able to run 90 miles an hour when I'm seven?"

Peter: "How old do I have to be to climb Mount Everest?"

Peter: "What's the tallest mountain in Austria, and when can I climb it?" TIMI!!!!!!!!!

Peter: "Mama, I feel scared" Why? "I'm scared this bike ride will take too many hours."