Parker no nap

While showing books to Rupert, our gigantic stuffed Bernese Mountain Dog, last night before bed, Parker had an urgent need to tell me something: "Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama." 

Yes, Sweet Guppy.

"Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh....Parker no nap." 

Why not, little love? 

"Parker pay wit Thomas Train Ghost out---uh, uh, uh, uh---side, dark." 

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh....riiiiiight.